Joke jokes
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
My life is a joke.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.