Joke jokes
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Really Karen?
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I came here to laugh.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.