Joke jokes
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Really Karen?
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I came here to laugh.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.