Joke jokes
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.