Joke Jokes

Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!

Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

Child: I just felt like it.

The next day, the Grandpa is dead.

Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.

Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

Child: I just felt like it.

The next day, the Grandma is dead.

Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!

Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!

Survives until tomorrow.

Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*

Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!

(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!