Joke jokes
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰