Joke jokes
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I came here to laugh.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.