Joke jokes
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.