Joke jokes
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Big penis.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...