Joke jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

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What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a cat.

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger-licking good.

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalffeinated.

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.