Joke jokes
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is a joke?
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
I love jokes about buses.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I forgot the joke.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Jokes are rather funny.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.