Joke jokes
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! š¤£
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes š„ on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! ššššš
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.