Joke jokes
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! š¤£
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes š„ on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!