What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Joke Jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
