Joke jokes
I did not.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is a joke?
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
I love jokes about buses.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I forgot the joke.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.