Joke jokes
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.