Joke jokes
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"