Joke jokes
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
The joke is my life.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.