Joke jokes
Rape jokes aren't funny.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."