Joke jokes
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Yo mama!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!