Joke jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.