Joke jokes
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.