What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Joke Jokes
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
This website is a joke.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
