Joke jokes
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.