Joke jokes
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If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
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Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
I have the best joke:
"You."