Joke jokes
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.