Joke jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Jokes for the family to enjoy.