Joke jokes
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!