Joke jokes
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)