Joke jokes
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?