Joke jokes
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Stop, orphan joke!
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
*fart* 👀 Oops!