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Joke club

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Orphan

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Mommy

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

Orphan

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Wrist

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

Kobe

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Milkman

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Comma

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

Club

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Girlfriend

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."