Joke jokes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Let's have toast in the bath.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.