Joke jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he doesn't have parents.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

What's the worst joke you ever heard?