Joke jokes
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
The joke above me sucks.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh