Joke jokes
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?