Joke jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.