Joke jokes
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
This joke here is the worst.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.