Joke jokes

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

What did one casket say to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

How does a cannibal like his meat?

Human.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”