Joke jokes
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.