Joke jokes

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.