Joke jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.