Joke jokes
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.