Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Joke Jokes
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
