Joke jokes
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.