Joke jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?

Carlos.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.