Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
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The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.