Joke jokes
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.