Joke jokes
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
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The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!