My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Joke Jokes
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
