Joke jokes
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
it was just a prank bro.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-