Joke

Joke jokes

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."