Joke jokes

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.