Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
I don't know, I don't have one.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
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