Joke jokes
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, โCelsius.โ
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! ๐๐๐
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
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Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ
Rangers are a joke.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didnโt get away with it...
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?