Joke jokes
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Rangers are a joke.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.