Joke jokes
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*