Joke jokes
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Best way to do it.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.