Joke jokes
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Best way to do it.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.