Joke jokes
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Hi, I’m Joe.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.