Joke jokes
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?