Joke jokes
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.