Joke jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.