What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Joke Jokes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
