Joke

Joke jokes

A horse walks into a bar.

Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.

(And you thought this would be a joke.)

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.

Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.

Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

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    • Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

    Kid: Sure.

    Mom: Knock knock.

    Kid: Who's there?

    Mom: Not yo.

    Kid: Not yo who?

    Mom: Not yo father.

    Kid: Not yo husband either.