Joke jokes

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

what's a depressed person's favorite game?

hangman

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!