I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Joke Jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
