What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Joke Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
