Joke jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.