Joke jokes
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”