What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Joke Jokes
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
