Joke jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.