Joke jokes
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?