Joke jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.