Joke jokes
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Your face.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.