Joke jokes
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Cunt.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!