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This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Why can't Sally swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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  • Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

    Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

    It is now known as Optimus Prime.

    What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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  • A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

    Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

    I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

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  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

    After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

    The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

    The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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