Joke jokes
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Here's a joke: Your life.