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Joke Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Here's a joke: Your life.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Max's joke is literally a joke.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!