Joke jokes
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Here's a joke: Your life.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Max's joke is literally a joke.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.