Joke jokes
I'm gay.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
You want to hear a joke? You......
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...