Joke jokes
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!