What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Your face.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.