Joke jokes
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!