Joke jokes
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?