Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Joke Jokes
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?