So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Joke Jokes
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.